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New York Giants Rise for People’s Anthem of Houston Texans:Comrades!Incorruptible voice of people’s football team of Texas has returned after highly successful goodwill tour of allies in Eastern Europe Houston Texans Womens T-Shirt , whose love of Houston Texans is only surpassed by loyal fans and players of our beloved city!Is heartening to see people have rallied behind our great leader, Comrade Marshal O’Brien, with team now fully united under his unerring and unending leadership.For good reason, too.Is feat rarely seen in football to have coaching staff that provides such excessive consistency on yearly basis, especially from coaching staff that has been beset by saboteurs like traitorous general manager [REDACTED], whose name will be ignored by history and forgotten by lunchtime Friday.Of 32 teams who play in league, 30 teams would be overjoyed to show same kind of disciplined commitment to consistency that Comrade Marshal O’Brien, whose steely gaze strikes fear in enemies and more than few children, has instilled in football-loving fans and players of Houston Texans.Only one team would be backwards enough to not admire this glorious trait:fraudulently named New York Giants.Why would such lowly team as Giants fly in face of such breathtaking consistency?Imperialist decadence that comes from living in one of most reviled places on earth outside of Nashville?Is hubris, same hubris that would have world believe that New York does barbecue better than Mother Houston, which is responsible for clearly delusional mindset?Far worse, comrades.Is simple laziness on their part.After all, what else but laziness could explain fact that very name was ripoff of own baseball team?How can any group look at fresh new team, which Giants were long ago in pre-Texans Dark Age of Football Houston Texans Hats , and when deciding on new team name say “Eh, Giants sounds good for football too.”Laziness, comrades, bane of excellence and consistency, which our Texans are obsessively driven towards.It shows tremendous level of indifference that would be unthinkable to average, stalwart Texans fan.Would also explain why they continue to split tenancy in stadium in New Jersey, like shiftless thirty year old who cannot be bothered to move out of parents’ (i.e., Jets) house.Enough about indolence of underwhelming team.Let us now move onto quarterback and part-time Forrest Gump cosplayer, Eli Manning.Has been some talk among disreputable non-Ministry affiliated, sports news outlets that Manning, referred to as “Diet Peyton” in halls of Ministry, could stand chance of putting up yardage against Texans because, they claim, of porousness of secondary Houston Texans Womens Hoodie , whose defensive prowess has been known to cause fans to experience spontaneous pregnancies (and not just women either).Ridiculous assertion could not be further from truth.Mighty secondary is simply not afraid of Diet Peyton and is so unfazed by him that they don’t even view him as threat.If he manages to connect with Odell Beckham Jr. at some point for one-handed catch (a skill picked up thanks to infinite patience of DeAndre Hopkins), it will serve as means to give Diet Peyton false sense of security.While he thinks he has time to throw, malicious front seven will pop him open like soda bottle and consume him, leaving nothing left of four-and-a-half head quarterback.Pass rush should have little issue with Giants’ offensive line, especially considering they have lost starting center for season already with broken ankle.To this point, Giants’ offensive line has given up eight sacks, six of which came against Dallas, whose pass rush consists mostly of children and couple of incontinent polar bears.If that group of misfits can cause that much havoc, imagine how many sacks and disruptions finest pass rush in football will be able to muster.Bild
Giants’ defense could also be short-handed, which will only make inevitable loss to glorious Texans that much worse.As of writing, Giants cornerback Apple and star defensive lineman Olivier Vernon hadn’t been to practice this week.Combine this with te traitor Connor Barwin’s nonappearance at practice (though this could just be cowardice, being unable to face team that gave him everything, which he promptly threw away), and it could be recipe for Texans to score not just usual 40 points but up total to 60 points.Victory for Texans on Sunday would put them at 3-0 on year Womens Customized Houston Texans Jerseys , which would match best start to season they’ve had since last year, when they did not lose single game on way to Super Bowl.Football-loving fans and players of Houston Texans will toy with Giants of New York Jersey the way a cat toys withbrain-damaged bird that keeps running into mirror.Comrade Marshal O’Brien, lead us on to inevitable victory of the Texans!All glory to Mother Houston!2018 Houston Texans Training Camp: Will Fuller V Got Strong This Summer This is the time of year beat reporters live for. They have all the control and all the power. Like kittens at the tit, we are at the mercy of their snippets of reporting. Waiting for some content to guzzle down, we read stories about the Texans being excited about Christian Covington, Romeo Crennel restoring bite to the Texans’ defense, and Tyrann Mathieu’s leadership. And if we are lucky, we get a cozy little feature piece like this to nuzzle:I have nothing against these kinds of stories. This is what we get this time of year, and none of it is going to matter. So instead of devouring each little Kevin Johnson goal line interception or getting giddy over Justin Reid’s aggression, it’s best to look at last year and the offseason to extrapolate information into 2018 as best we can. Until we get new tape, new numbers and new schemes in action, this is the best we got when it comes to football analysis. However, we humans always like a good narrative. I’m no different. Every year, I get sucked into one. This year www.thetexansfootballauthentic.com , it’s Will Fuller V bulking up to 185 pounds. Coming out of college, Fuller V was the speed of light.He was a great route runner and a dynamic player. In the professional game, he’s been exactly that, but the two biggest negatives he had coming out of college have plagued him as well—catching ability and the size required to be durable in the NFL. The hands criticism hasn’t been erroneous. Fuller still struggles at high-pointing the ball and working the shorter ends of the field, but it doesn’t matter as much when you can outrun someone by ten yards. The durability issue has been more troubling. Since he was selected by the Texans in the first round of the 2016 NFL Draft, Fuller V has started 23 of a possible 32 games. He had minor knee surgery after suffering a knee injury in Week 17 last season.He cracked his ribs.He broke his collarbone last summer.He battled hamstring issues his rookie season. That was the old Fuller V. The new Fuller V is thick. He’s 185 pounds of Top Thrill Dragster. He’s running up sand dunes. He has newfound biceps. This is what Aaron Wilson reported during training camp:This is all I care about for the rest of summer. If Fuller V can stay healthy for an entire season, this offense has the potential to stave off some of that expected nasty regression. With the amount of attention devoted to DeAndre Hopkins, Houston has to have a receiver who can stretch the field in one-on-one situations and split the safeties. If not, Houston’s offense becomes a lot of flat throwing and Nuk force-feeding. We saw what happened last year when both Hopkins and Fuller are healthy with competent quarterback play. In limited action, Fuller V had a touchdown rate of 25% for the entire 2017 season, catching seven touchdowns on thirteen receptions when Watson was on the field. If Fuller’s added weight leads to better durability and health, last season’s six game joy ride could become sixteen games of diabolical hell unleashed.


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